Female shopper to Bloomingdale’s cologne sprayer: Don’t you dare spray your $30 over my $150.

–Perfume Aisle, Bloomingdale’s

Old lady on cell: I mean, it’s just five million…

–Madison & 77th St

Very rich mom to new nanny, about baby in stroller: Okay, well, she loves sushi, and…

–Upper East Side

Rich teen: I asked my mom to go to Louis Vuitton with me this weekend and she was like, “we’re in a recession, let’s go to Dolce.”

–42nd St

Overheard by: I want a m6

Label-whore eating grapes and cheese, to friend: Oh my god, I feel so rich when I eat this stuff… Oh, wait, I am.

–Paul’s Cafe