Earth chick on cell: I had med­i­ta­tion and yo­ga class to­day. So, if you’re com­ing over tonight we have to have spir­i­tu­al sex.

–Barnes & No­ble

Guy on cell: You’re nev­er go­ing to be­lieve this, but I need to tell you any­ways. I just did some witch­craft.

–9th St & 3rd Ave

Over­heard by: Smok­ing Stu­dent

Yo­ga teacher: Not be­ing able to do some­thing can teach you a lot about your­self. Like how you’re a fuck­ing los­er.

–Mid­town

Rich white girl with dog in purse: Yeah, so when I went to go buy a dog, I picked Pook­ie out be­cause he’s a Pisces and I’m a Vir­go, and that way our per­son­al­i­ties will match.

–C Train

Over­heard by: evan

White dude to an­oth­er: I’d like to see what his chi looks like.

–Chi­na­town

Over­heard by: Aileen