Earth chick on cell: I had meditation and yoga class today. So, if you’re coming over tonight we have to have spiritual sex.
–Barnes & Noble
Guy on cell: You’re never going to believe this, but I need to tell you anyways. I just did some witchcraft.
–9th St & 3rd Ave
Overheard by: Smoking Student
Yoga teacher: Not being able to do something can teach you a lot about yourself. Like how you’re a fucking loser.
Rich white girl with dog in purse: Yeah, so when I went to go buy a dog, I picked Pookie out because he’s a Pisces and I’m a Virgo, and that way our personalities will match.
Overheard by: evan
White dude to another: I’d like to see what his chi looks like.
Overheard by: Aileen
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