Black guy, cutting in front of line at movie theater: Excuse me, Barack Obama is President now. Thank you.
–AMC Movie Theater
Overheard by: Emmy
Man with hand stuck in bus door to bus driver: We got a black President and you actin’ like this? You civil service!
Sketching Jamaican hobo: Obama is some kinda skateboard.
–Shuttle to Times Square
Subway hobo: How come Obama don’t have sex with his wife no more? Because every time she opens her legs, he sees bush!
Man to toddler in his arms: That’s Obama. He’s gonna save us all from doom! From doom!
–University & 12th St
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