Suit #1: So I said to them “hap­py an­niver­sary, here’s your ceme­tery plot.“
Suit #2 (as­ton­ished): What? You re­al­ly bought them ceme­tery plots for their an­niver­sary?
Suit #1: Yeah. I knew he was gonna drop soon, so I bought them.
Suit #2: Well, I guess it’s the gift that keeps on giv­ing.

–Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: LF