Crazy, loud hobo on train, re­peat­ing: “Je­sus” is a six let­ter word! “666” means the dev­il! So, Je­sus is the dev­il!
Fed-up pas­sen­ger: Hey ass­hole, “Je­sus” is 5 let­ters, not six!
Crazy hobo, pen­sive: Well, shit, there goes my whole ar­gu­ment.

–5 Train