Voice over employee’s walkie-talkie: Okay, I really need those guns. Anyone who has one, I need it down in bridal.
–Bed Bath & Beyond
Obnoxious woman: So I said, “motherfucker, I’m not your sister – I’m your cousin. So I will shoot you.”
–Uptown 2 Train
Large black man: If you ain’t got no bullets, you gotsta melee!
–23rd St b/w 5th & 6th
Overheard by: Zach
Wannabe hip-hopper, trying to sell CD: It’s clean music, and I ain’t never shot no one!
20-something guy on cell: They got no right to bring up that gun charge, it’s over ten years old!
–19th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Emily Davidson
Dude, after chatting to policewoman: I just have a thing for women in uniform! My mind says, “no, no, settle down,” and my penis says, “but she’s got a gun!”
–Hudson & Laight
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