It's Like a Hug from the MTA Conductor: Please stand clear of the closing doors. Ghetto guy: Yo, they be closing those closin' doors on my dick! –Uptown A Train Overheard by: queenofscots Posted 2009-05-15 Quote Conductors, On the Subway, Passengers, Penis, Public Transportation, Weirdness Ice? Egg? Shaving?Ice? Egg? Shaving?