Girl #1: No, it’s Terry Bradshaw, with a “t.“
Girl #2: No, it’s Carrie, with a “c.” Carrie Bradshaw.
Girl #1: Um…no, it’s Terry Bradshaw, you’re wrong.
Girl #2: It’s Carrie, with a “c.” You don’t know what you’re talking about.

–St. Mark’s b/w 2nd & 3rd

Headline by: narcoleptic

· “Hopefully Matthew Broderick Can Tell the Difference” — why do we care?
· “It’s Not Sex in the NFL?” — Sandy Paws
· “Most Scores in a Single Season?” — Jen
· “One Is a Whore, the Other Had a TV Show on HBO” — 4 superbowls= tons of ladies
· “Wait, Are We Talking About the One Who Plays With Balls And Likes Being Tackled by Large Men, or the One on FOX NFL Sunday?” — Lee

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