Girl #1: What did your as­trologer say?
Girl #2: She said I will meet my hus­band in the next year. He’s 6′4″ with salt-and-pep­per hair. He has a ti­tle but he’s not lawyer.
Girl #1: Yeah…and he’s a bil­lion­aire?
Girl #2: He’s not a bil­lion­aire but he does well for him­self. Oh, al­so he’s French but he speaks sev­en lan­guages.
Girl #2: Did she say any­thing about me?
Girl #1: She said your life is gonna go from shit­ty to al­right.

–Hol­i­day Cock­tail Lounge, St Mark’s & 2nd

Over­heard by: wax