Girl #1: What did your astrologer say?
Girl #2: She said I will meet my husband in the next year. He’s 6′4″ with salt-and-pepper hair. He has a title but he’s not lawyer.
Girl #1: Yeah…and he’s a billionaire?
Girl #2: He’s not a billionaire but he does well for himself. Oh, also he’s French but he speaks seven languages.
Girl #2: Did she say anything about me?
Girl #1: She said your life is gonna go from shitty to alright.
–Holiday Cocktail Lounge, St Mark’s & 2nd
Overheard by: wax