Ran­dom guy pee­ing in the cor­ner to girl walk­ing by: Hey girl, I like your scarf. I’d like to make love to you, but you could keep the scarf on. Keep the scarf on when we make love.
Girl’s friend: He’d prob­a­bly use it to choke you.

–14th St & 8th Ave

Over­heard by: Ju­lia