African pedes­tri­an, check­ing out hot Asian girl: Hel­lo.
Hot Asian girl, lis­ten­ing to iPod: Hi. (looks at pedes­tri­an quizzi­cal­ly)
African pedes­tri­an: Konichi­wa. (smiles creep­i­ly at her)
Hot Asian girl: No in­glés. (looks back at her iPod)

–Penn Sta­tion

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