Thugette flight at­ten­dant, yelling as plane is about to take off: Sir! Turn off yo lap­top!
Suit: (holds cord to show it’s not plugged in)
Thugette flight at­ten­dant: Uh-uh! I can see the re­flec­tion in yo glass­es.
Suit: (takes off head­phones)
Thugette flight at­ten­dant: I saaaaid I can see the re­flec­tion in yo glass­es, turn yo lap­top off, turn it off, turn it oooooooooooooff!
Suit: (shuts lap­top)

–Small Com­muter Plane Leav­ing JFK