(a pigeon flies up to a rambling bike messenger)
Bike messenger: Hey, bird. Whadda ya say? How you doing? You play baseball? What position? First base? Third? Catcher?
–47th & Madison
Ditzy teen on cell: Why can’t they, like, have two footballs instead so both teams could score?
–Doctor’s Office, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Robert Gleyberman
Professor: Did I tell you guys I’m getting into professional wrestling?
–Fordham University, Lincoln Center
Overheard by: Didn’t want the details
Guy to another, screaming at the top of his lungs: It’s fucking field hockey! It’s a girl’s sport! Why are you even on the team?! You make me sick!
Overheard by: Scott Jurkowski
Train conductor, announcing stop: Willets point, Shea Stadium…home of that *other* team.
–Willets Point, Queens
Overheard by: Random Asian Chick