Dude in full garb on Halloween, clearly losing the argument to his friends: But it’s not a foreign object to a pirate!
Overheard by: chris k
Girl wearing duct tape cat ears on the fountain in Columbus Circle: I have been crowned the pirate queen!
Guy in business casual to woman in business casual: Yeah, that’s the thing about parrots. If they smell smoke and you open their cage, they are outta there. Screw that pirate.
–Uptown 3 Train
Young woman on cell: Those pirates are soooo thin.
–9th Ave & 47th St