Wasp woman, look­ing at Asian Peo­ples ex­hib­it: Oh, hon­ey, look, that woman looks just like that woman at that Chi­nese food place we like!

–Mu­se­um of Na­tru­al His­to­ry

Over­heard by: Heather

Old­er man to Chi­nese friend: You know, Cau­casians re­al­ly can’t tell the dif­fer­ence be­tween the Asians and the Chi­nese.

–23rd St b/w 5th & 6th Ave

Over­heard by: James

Burly bounc­er to burnt-out groupie: Don’t think of it as a fin­ger, think of it as an Asian pe­nis.

–11th & 3rd

Tourist on cell: I think I’m head­ing to­wards Lit­tle Italy, but all I see are Chi­nese peo­ple. I feel like fuckin’ Mar­co Po­lo. Fuck man, where are you? (trips on curb and falls in­to pile of trash bags)

–Canal St

Gig­gling 20-some­thing: So we hired a new in­tern, and she’s Asian!

–Mur­ray Hill

Over­heard by: sab