Wasp woman, looking at Asian Peoples exhibit: Oh, honey, look, that woman looks just like that woman at that Chinese food place we like!
–Museum of Natrual History
Overheard by: Heather
Older man to Chinese friend: You know, Caucasians really can’t tell the difference between the Asians and the Chinese.
–23rd St b/w 5th & 6th Ave
Overheard by: James
Burly bouncer to burnt-out groupie: Don’t think of it as a finger, think of it as an Asian penis.
–11th & 3rd
Tourist on cell: I think I’m heading towards Little Italy, but all I see are Chinese people. I feel like fuckin’ Marco Polo. Fuck man, where are you? (trips on curb and falls into pile of trash bags)
Giggling 20-something: So we hired a new intern, and she’s Asian!
Overheard by: sab