Yuppie screenwriter girl: So I was a very precocious child. Or whatever, y’know. And I just wanted to explore that dynamic a little bit? Basically it’s a buddy picture between the little me and the big me.

–14th & 8th

Yuppie woman: And what do I say to that? “I have a smack habit, give me money”!

–St. Mark’s Place

Yuppie man: If I hear “breast milk cupcakes” one more time…

–Outside Gotham Bar and Grill

Yuppie, thoughtfully: It’s not the mustard, it’s what the mustard represents!

–Food Emporium, 2nd Ave