Crazy man on sub­way: Now that its al­most the week­end, it is once again time for me to share my knowl­edge. Now, how many peo­ple here have seen the Will Smith and Tom­my Lee Jones fea­ture film Men in Black?
75-year-old British man: Oh, this will be won­der­ful. Very sci­en­tif­ic.

–E Train