Are You Now, or Have You Ever Been, a Member Of the Communist Party?

20-something woman: Do you have decaffeinated tea?
Waitress: Yes.
20-something woman: Does it have caffeine in it?
Waitress: No?

–86th & York

Overheard by: Silently Amused

When Your Therapist Has a Degree from Bartending School

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