Tourist: I’m sor­ry, this may be a dumb ques­tion, but is this the Mu­se­um of Nat­ur­al His­to­ry?
Guard: This is the Met­ro­pol­i­tan Mu­se­um of Art.
Tourist: Damn it!

–The Met­ro­pol­i­tan Mu­se­um of Art

Over­heard by: WeeFee