Granddaughter: I spy… Grandma… You have to listen…I spy with my little eye, something that helps adults.
Mother: Chocolate.
Grandmother: Alcohol.
Granddaughter: No! Bank of America!
Mother: That helps adults?

–7th & Broadway

Headline by: Botticus

Runners-Up:
· “…In THIS Economy?!” — Pablo & Pablo
· “I Slept Wth a Teller Once” — Yoli
· “If by Help, You Mean Fuck and by Adults, You Mean Shareholders…Then, Well Played” — cmm
· “Sure, That’s the Third Person They Helped Off the Floor & Gave a Tissue Too” — tatts
· “Well, Maybe Not Where YOU Go, but I Get Mani-Pedis Everytime I Go There” — Anthony

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