Guy: Why is that pack­age open?
Clerk: I can’t open it.
Guy: It’s al­ready opened, why is it open?
Clerk: Sir, I’m not al­lowed to open it. If you want it, sign the card.
Guy: I want to know why it’s open, is any­thing in it?
Clerk: I can’t open it.

3 min­utes of this en­sue.

Guy: Just give me the stu­pid pack­age.
Clerk: Why are you still talk­ing?

–Sun­ny­side post of­fice