20-something burnout: Would you like to know what this girl said last night, when she was tripping balls and the cops came to my house?
Friend: She thought she was in a nursing home!
20-something burnout: She was screaming all this crazy stuff. (pause) Wait, are you offended by dirty words?
Friend: Go for it.
20-something burnout: “You dick!“
Friend: Excuse me?
20-something burnout: “You fucking nigger faggot! Bitch-ass spic! I’m a fucking lesbian! You’re a fucking lesbian!”

–Mineola Ave, Queens