20-something guy, holding long wooden board: Hey, can you spare some change for me and my wood to get a hooker?
Blonde party girl passing by, rubbing wood in sexual way: Oh, I like your wood…
20-something guy: Oh, thank you. (to girl sitting next to him) You’d think someone would give me money just for making them laugh, but no.

–St. Mark’s b/w 2nd & 3rd

Overheard by: TR