Screaming, sobbing middle-aged woman to man: Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing this to me? We made beautiful love last night! Why are you doing this to me?

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Laura

Angry woman on cell: You don’t feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me! We are done!

–147^th & St Nicholas

Man on cell: I’m going to fucking dump that job, like girls dump me.

–45^th & 8^th

Girl on phone: No wonder he broke up with you, you are a pain in the ass!

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: Laura

Teen girl on cell: Are you fucking kidding me? You’re breaking up with me because I didn’t let you lick chocolate off my coochie? That shit’s fucked up!

–Bloomingdale’s