Scream­ing, sob­bing mid­dle-aged woman to man: Why are you do­ing this to me? Why are you do­ing this to me? We made beau­ti­ful love last night! Why are you do­ing this to me?

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Lau­ra

An­gry woman on cell: You don’t feed me, fuck me, or ful­fill me! We are done!

–147th & St Nicholas

Man on cell: I’m go­ing to fuck­ing dump that job, like girls dump me.

–45th & 8th

Girl on phone: No won­der he broke up with you, you are a pain in the ass!

–Colum­bus Cir­cle

Over­heard by: Lau­ra

Teen girl on cell: Are you fuck­ing kid­ding me? You’re break­ing up with me be­cause I did­n’t let you lick choco­late off my coochie? That shit’s fucked up!

–Bloom­ing­dale’s