Teenage girl: My mom is al­ways re­mind­ing me to lock my door be­cause you got to wor­ry about the bloods and the clots.

–Up­town 2 Train

Emo chick: So he goes to this par­ty and he does it with this old guy. He pret­ty much went home with a bloody but­t­hole.

–Rose­land Ball­room

Over­heard by: char­lotte

Suit on cell: Nev­er in my life have I seen that much blood in the trunk of a car.

–82nd & 3rd

Over­heard by: Karyn

Small Asian girl to large drag queen: So then he, like, bit off his tongue and near­ly bled to death. (long pause) Or maybe I was just high.

–El­e­va­tor, Brook­lyn