Young-looking 40-something: So, I’ve got some big news for you all…
Mother: Oh? Really?
Young-looking 40 something: We’re adding a new member to the family!
Mother: You’re pregnant?!
Young-looking 40-something: No, my daughter is. (tilts head towards teenage daughter)

–Cafeteria, Metropolitan Museum of Art

Headline by: Ryan

Runners-Up:
· “But, Okay, Yes, I Am Too” — Chuckles
· “Just Like Mom Used to Make ’em” — Slater
· “So You DIDN’T Just Save 15% on Car Insurance?” — benj
· “You Know It’s Time to Run for Vice-President When…” — Morning Glory

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