Train con­duc­tor: Next stop, 2nd Ave. Please do not push and shove, this might re­sult in a fight un­less you like to fight.
(mo­ments lat­er)
Train con­duc­tor: This is 2nd Ave. It is now okay for all of you to take a deep breath. The next stop is De­lan­cy Street.
(mo­ments lat­er)
Train con­duc­tor: This is De­lan­cy Street. For all of you that are still hold­ing your breath, it is now okay to breath out.

–F Train

Over­heard by: Lunch­Box