Blue col­lar guy to ran­dom guy hold­ing a mu­si­cal in­stru­ment: I wish I had a harp­si­chord. I’d put on an old fash­ioned movie and play it in the dark. You would­n’t even need a drink!
Mu­si­cal guy: A drink would­n’t hurt.
Blue col­lar guy: No, it would­n’t. (takes a bot­tle of rum out of his pock­et and takes a swig)

–N Train

Over­heard by: Pre­tend­ing to lis­ten to her mu­sic