Drunk passer­by to group of hip­sters in front of him: All these fuck­ing nerdy guys are with hot girls these days.
Fe­male hip­ster: Oh, why thank you! He’s gay, so it does­n’t re­al­ly mat­ter any­way.
Drunk passer­by: Oh, damn. He’s gay…?
Male hip­ster: Yeah, but I’m a math ma­jor, so it was fair of you to call me nerdy.

–East Vil­lage