Col­lege girl #1: I can’t be­lieve you don’t know Al­li­son, she’s in­fa­mous!
Col­lege girl #2: Well, Jesse James is in­fa­mous but I don’t know him ei­ther.
Col­lege girl #1: Jesse James is dead. Al­li­son is the mega-slut on our floor!

–Barnard Col­lege

Over­heard by: even i know her