Hipster girl: And he’s always like, “oh god, I’m so hard!” and I’m always just like, “really?”
–Kimmel Cafeteria, NYU
Loud passenger: I’m so horny I’d fuck a potato right now.
Overheard by: fingerling
Guy: I’ve had a hard-on all day! I need to polish my lid.
–Hard Rock Cafe
Bearded hipster to another, on blanket in the park: Like, I could have sex eight times in a day and still come here and get a boner.
–McCarren Park, Williamsburg
Overheard by: kalbijim
Girl to guy friend: Did you just get a boner while we’re talking about Mexicans and drowning?