Guy to girlfriend and friend: Goddammit, neither one of you is a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.
–8th & 9th
Overheard by: cracking up
Girl on cell: Are all she-males gay? Cause if they’re into women, sign me up.
Teen on cell: Dudes have, like, purses here…
–110th & Broadway
Overheard by: Al-master
Guy to friend: She’s not a tranny, but she’s, y’know: tran‑y.
–Grand St & Bedford Ave
Overheard by: KateM
Man on cell: You and I are both complex women. It’s more complicated than that.
–21st St & 8th Ave
Overheard by: Ben