Slightly drunk kid from Alaska: I realized I had blacked out when I woke up on top of my sister.
Overheard by: The Reverend
Young girl on cell: You passed out from him choking you? (pause) Like…does it…um…sting? Did he apologize at least? (pause) Ya know, it’s not okay to get so fucked up that you don’t know that he’s choking you.
Overheard by: D to the ana
Loud girl on cell: Oh my god! Don’t even worry about hitting on her too much, she was totally blacked out last night!
–Whole Foods Union Square
Overheard by: bildita
Preppy girl: Is “faint” a euphemism for “boner”?
Overheard by: Diana