Woman: One time this guy punched me…but it was al­right, cause I was on coke.

–2 Train

Over­heard by: Lau­ra Gross­man

Fe­male hip­ster on cell: I’m coked up and all alone, Har­vey, how do you ex­pect me to feel?

–Hum­boldt & Ainslie, Williams­burg

Over­heard by: Joseph Her­nan­dez

Girl on cell: I haven’t done coke in like a week. It’s been a rough week.

–Up­per East Side

Hot 20-some­thing tourist girl to friend: Pfft, the Meat­pack­ing Dis­trict. That’s false advertising…I got no meat packed in me last night. All I did was steal that bag of co­caine from those guys.

–Broad­way & Woost­er

Over­heard by: Classy­Gal

Fe­male 20-some­thing on phone: Yeah, he re­al­ized it was too late when he could­n’t tell the dif­fer­ence be­tween the piles of sug­ar, the piles of flour, and the piles of co­caine.

–Cen­tral Park