Guy on cell: Se­ri­ous­ly [Bryan] the shit won’t go away! The fuck­ing rash is still there.…yes, I put that cream on my dick but shit, it’s still there!…Oh, I have to put the cream on more than once? You nev­er men­tioned that.
Woman: Sweet­ie, every­one knows you have to put cream on more than once, no mat­ter where you put it.

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Ali