Guy on cell: Seriously [Bryan] the shit won’t go away! The fucking rash is still there.…yes, I put that cream on my dick but shit, it’s still there!…Oh, I have to put the cream on more than once? You never mentioned that.
Woman: Sweetie, everyone knows you have to put cream on more than once, no matter where you put it.
Overheard by: Ali
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