Veggie-curious girl: I like to get this really great dressing and then add all sorts of interesting vegetables.
Supportive friend: Like what?
Veggie-curious girl: Tofu!

–Rockefeller Plaza

Overheard by: receptionist

Headline by: EddieA

Runners-Up:
· “And Croutons!” — Vanessa
· “Gesundheit!” — Sandy Paws
· “If Regan Can Make Ketchup a Vegetable, Why the Fuck Not?” — Humberto
· “It’s the Other White Vegetable” — do2na
· “Sometimes I Get Crazy and Add Bacon Bits!” — Botticus
· “The Vitamin Deficiency Related Death Was Really No Surprise” — Proletariat

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