Male suit: See, look at her! (points at woman on BlackBerry) Women are more likely to get killed while texting than men. Men are always aware of their surroundings.
Female suit: No, men just can’t walk and text at the same time. Women are better at multi-tasking.
Male suit: Alright, since you’re so good at multi-tasking, suck my dick and make me a sandwich.
Female suit: I’ve got news for you. If you keep eating sandwiches, even hookers won’t want to suck your dick.
–Broadway & Astor Place
Overheard by: Ashley