Crazy la­dy: Can I taste that piz­za?
Whole Foods em­ploy­ee: No, you’re on­ly al­lowed one sam­ple, and I al­ready gave you one.
Crazy la­dy: No, you did­n’t!
Em­ploy­ee: Yes I did, I can see it in your mouth!
Guy in line: Gross.

–Whole Foods, Union Square