Hip­ster boy, tex­ting: So is it “in-” or “im­preg­nate”?
Hip­ster girl: I’m pret­ty sure it’s “im­preg­nate.“
Hip­ster boy: Im­preg­nate? Like an imp?
Hip­ster girl: Every­one hear­ing you thinks you’re fuck­ing re­tard­ed.
Hip­ster boy: Well, at least I’m not an imp.

–PATH Train