36-year-old bald club­ster: There’s no way you’re 36. I’m 36, and there’s just no way.
36-year-old woman: No! Re­al­ly, I am.
36-year-old bald club­ster: What did you do–make a deal with the dev­il?
36-year-old woman: We’ve talked.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: birdie