Skin­ny Span­ish girl: That nig­ga was say­ing how he had me moan­ing and scream­ing, but I was like, “nig­ga, I’m just loud–that does­n’t mean you’re good!”

–Ft. Hamil­ton Park­way, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: al­so loud

Ghet­to chick to friend: Yo…in my coun­try, it’s il­le­gal to not please your woman. You got­ta fuck her till she begs you to stop.

–116th & 1st

Over­heard by: Don­naRae

Man on phone: Yeah…I just fin­gerblast­ed her for like an hour. No big deal.

–E 4th St & 2nd Ave

Over­heard by: intern2

Mom to teenage son: And I was like “sure, have sex in my bed, it nev­er sees any.”

–Mer­cer & W 3rd

Girl on cell: Oh no, he’s back fuck­ing his sec­re­tary now, so I’m like, com­plete­ly free!

–East Vil­lage

20-some­thing on cell, af­ter loud graph­ic sex tale: And don’t you be telling any­one! I don’t like strangers know­ing my busi­ness.

–Ex­press Bus to Brook­lyn