Woman: Oh God, I can’t be­lieve we’re ac­tu­al­ly in Man­hat­tan. Don’t call it New York.
Girl: Uh uh.
Woman: The lo­cals don’t call it N‑Y-C. There’s many bor­oughs, call it Man­hat­tan. We don’t want to stick out!
Girl: Mom, shut the hell up.
Woman: Lan­guage! I’ve got the brochure for the Sex in The City Tour. Do you wan­na get a Cos­mo?

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Twalia LaRue