Guy to friend: Oowee! Some weed and a perm! That’s my perfect New York day.
Overheard by: Joe
Conductor: Step in, stand clear…let’s go New York!
Overheard by: Ashley Nelson
Intoxicated creepster: Are we in Manhattan? What the hell! This city is so full of New Yorkers!
–St. Mark’s Place
Overheard by: Lizzzzz
Bitter man on subway: I think one summer here would cure them of any love they have for this town.
Passerby to surprised-looking wife, watching fight: They’re fighting. It’s New York, that’s what people do in this city.
Overheard by: ascorbique & almost famous
Grinning paramedic to female tourist in shock, strapping her to backboard after she was struck by a car: Welcome to New York!
–34th St & 7th Ave
Overheard by: Mateo que Feo