Little boy to dad: Does the Statue of Liberty have a claw?
Little boy to mother: Will you hurry up? You’re slower than my aunt Jebediah in the bathtub!
–Clark St, Brooklyn
Four-year-old boy to mother: And then you fed me…from your belly button!
–Old Navy Store
Overheard by: Joyfully Yours
Little boy playing with friend: Buenos dias, reptile!
Overheard by: Julie & Zane
Blond six-year-old, looking at father’s New Yorker magazine: What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?
Seven-year-old with Spiderman backpack: Dad, have I lost my youth?
Little girl with pigtails, running to sit with family: We’re going to the dark side!
–Sheep Meadow, Central Park