(bunch of people are buying wedding clothes)
Groom, indicating fly area: It’s kind of sticking out over here.
Best man: Oh, you’re not used to anything bulging in the front, right?
Groom: Well, I’m getting married, so I don’t have to worry about that anymore.
Bride: Yeah, whatever. I know I’m going to stop going to the gym.

–Bridal Showroom, Flushing

Overheard by: Josh