In­di­an girl to boyfriend: Can you be­lieve she did that? I was just like “what the fuck?“
Boyfriend, ob­vi­ous­ly not pay­ing at­ten­tion: Mhh­mm. You’re right.
In­di­an girl, an­gri­ly: Stop think­ing about my moth­er’s breasts!

–Kim­mel Stu­dent Cen­tre, NYU

Over­heard by: I know I would