Girl #1, on her way to Flatbush: Oh my god, I’m so late and it’s getting dark!
Girl #2: So what?
Girl #1, in frightened tone: Are you kidding me? What if something bad happens to me?
Girl #2: Don’t worry! I don’t think anyone will want to rape you.
Girl #1, angry: Excuse me! I’m totally rapeable! 

–4^th Ave & Bayridge