For­eign girl #1 to les­bian en­ter­ing ladies’ room: I’m sor­ry, this is a ladies’ room.
Les­bian: I’m a woman.
For­eign girl #1: Oh my god, I’m so sor­ry! That’s the worst thing I’ve ever done!
For­eign girl #2, com­ing out of stall: Wait, no. You’re so not a woman!
Les­bian: You wan­na see the ta-tas?

–Side­walk Bar, 6th & Ave A