Old Asian la­dy to black man, in thick ac­cent: You stay back! (clutch­es her purse)
(white girl watch­ing shakes head, laughs in dis­be­lief)
Black man: Oh, like you know what’s up, white girl.
White girl: Oh, I’m Jew­ish. She prob­a­bly hates me, too. (pause, then sad­ly) Now the whole train prob­a­bly hates me.

–1 Train