High school girl: She banged some dude with no condom during her period, then she blew another guy after the basketball game.
Overheard by: NBG1
Teen: My health teacher always yells at me for being late. Shouldn’t she be, like, sustaining my self-esteem?
–Green Apple Cafe
Overheard by: Julie
Hippie teenager leaving bathroom: When I see you all later, I will not have any idea who the hell you are!
–Nokia Theater, Times Square
Overheard by: dan
Teenage girl to cute guy, after spitting on door window: I have a bad habit of spittin’.
Overheard by: MrsBall
Teenager to crying little brother: Shut up! Stop it or I’ll take away your ShamWow!
Overheard by: JYC
Teenage boy on cell: I won’t cock-block! (pause) I won’t cock-block!
–E 77th St & 1st Ave
Overheard by: Steve G
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